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.dReAmS ~

tRaVeL around tHe wOrLd & own a dReAm hOuSe by tHe seAside

.dReAmLaNdS ~

dEaRiE dYdEe*
dEaRiE jU*
dEaRiE hUi*
dEaRiE zHi*
dEaRiE sZe*
dEaRiE bByUn*
aArOn kHoO
aDaM sEpEt MoO mOo
aLeX hIpPo LiEw
aLLs aka MiZ oRaNgE
anDReW fOos aDdiCt
bEn MiOw
cHeRi LeOnG
EiLeeN sEe
eRiCa LiL gUrL
eVan
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jOsepH jOe
hAmMiE wEi
jEaN eE
jeFF aZraAi
jeSsLyn tAn
JiMmY pEnGuIn kOr
jOaChiM yAp
JoaNne kOh
JoEy sWeEtIe
JoLeNe LaI
JuLiA hOtTiE
JyNn
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kELLy Loh
kELLy tEy
LuMmY
bLuR bLuR MeL
mEzHeN
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KiWi micHeLLe
meLanie tAn
mIcHeLLe mUn
MiCh gOrGeOuS
MiLLiCeNt
nEsSa
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SeAn oOi
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sOtOnG kEnG yAo
sUchitRa hottiE
Su Lin
Su Wen
V mInG
yOonG darLinG
sZe AccessoRieS (blog)
sZe AccessoRieS
yVonne
wEe wAnG wAnG
zHeN hAn
a Whiff of Lemongrass
Babe in the City
KampungbOy CitygaL
Ky eatS
Masak-masaK
BeLiNdA C
CheesErLand
dAwN yAnG
jOcYe kInKybLuEfAiRy
KhAi LeE
PiNk iS tHe nEw bLoG
xAnDrIa oOi
yAsMiN tHe sToRyTeLLeR
oLd mULtIpLy

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.cReDiTs ~

layout ~ jiMmY LaM k0r

18 April, 2007

~ Definitions ~

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

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